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dynastylnoire:

kriminals:

singapore’s local newspaper has no chill

SHOTS FIRED

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9 hours ago

terrakion:

i was watching steven universe and i noticed a familiar face in one of steven’s toys

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who is responsible for this

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9 hours ago

milfhouse:

when the clock struck midnight she fled from the ball leaving nothing behind but one magnificent shoe

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supernatural-mishamigo:

vvaddles:

theselener:

vvaddles:

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

I literally did not see that coming

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9 hours ago

sighconic:

this conversation changed me

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9 hours ago

coldcreekwildhorses:

Run, Run, Run!

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9 hours ago

jimdoesntcarrey:

hairdresser: what do you want me to do?

me: just a trim thanks

hairdresser: no problem 

me: image

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9 hours ago

tastefullyoffensive:

"Ollie finally grew into his bow tie." -taylor1021

Erotica Written By An 8 Year Old Boy Who Is Still Trying To Figure Out What Sex Is

hothotphone:

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Tom Brady was tired from all the football he had been playing. He was sweaty too. He had scored like 100 touchdowns.

Something you should know about Tom Brady is that he is the best at football. He is also the best at sex. He is the Tom Brady of sex. He definitely knows…

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5 days ago

glowcloud:

this cat is very beautiful and contemplative. owner wants to play with cat but cat is thinking about bigger things. cat thinks about life.

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5 days ago

cybergy:

DUDE OMG

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5 days ago

nightgaunts:

the mark of the beast