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+475173
9 hours ago

millenniumfalconteahouse:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE

+38840
9 hours ago

thefrogman:

Photos by Andrew Milligan/PA Wire

[dailymail | denverpost] [h/t: nubbsgalore]

+75788
9 hours ago

martyrized:

me.

+141535
9 hours ago

turkeyinacan:

diggingaditch:

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

This literally does not happen

You literally have no concept of the grown-up world.

+91196
9 hours ago

fvanjik:

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BLOG
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD
moment of silence 4 ppl who have to deal with surprise dick pics

+79389
9 hours ago

radikari:

what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th
+29314
9 hours ago

voidwish:

i’m in bed and was wondering where my cat is so i was all “oh I’ll just text him” and opened the messages app before i realized what i was doing

+2250
9 hours ago
+12228
9 hours ago

dlubes:

You know what I’m honestly terrified about? When the United States finally gets marriage equality, and it will, people are going to say, “gay people have equal rights, they don’t have anymore problems.” People will completely forget about violence, murders, proper representation, homeless youth, lack of education, and every problem within the lgbtq+ community, just because people of the same gender can get married. That’s so fucking scary to me.

+730785
9 hours ago

mensrightshotline:

more dad life

+20804
9 hours ago
+190323
9 hours ago

dulect:

how to get up in the morning

  • you don’t
+245798
9 hours ago

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT